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Centerfolds? Why surely not! This .. is .. Art! Every
month we take a close look at the world of troxes and from the pick of the litter
we pick a 'trox to represent himself or herself or itself, since definitions are
a bit unclear on that point, and we present to you - the PlayTrox Calendar! |
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If you've been to Rompa, you might've
encountered Jack. Jack is the resident janitor/livein
atrox, who has his offices in the Ladies
room of Rompa. Jack is a headstrong fellow,
although it might not show at initial glances.
Carrying his beloved bone around, Jack will
happily dance for you but we suspect that
Jack has more between his shoulders than
most atroxes. Figuratively speaking. He's
a humorous fellow, our Jack, always up for
a larf, or the occasional pie-eating contest,
and by the looks of things, he's won quite
a few, but don't tell him that. |
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| Height |
6'0 |
| Weight |
260 lbs |
| Birth Date |
Ehh.. 32 years ago. |
| Birth Place |
Birthplace...well, I don't remember
where I was born. Only that I was
recucistated and augmented on Jobe,
so - Jobe. |
| Affiliation |
Omni-Tek |
| Turn Ons |
Bronto Burgers..Long walks in the
Lush Fields, leets, thoes little switches
that turn cameras off...girls pooting..
and uhh.. did I say Bronto Burgers? |
| Turn Offs |
That'd have to be Head Jokes, Leets,
Mongol Meals (Made of children) and
people who call me headless. |
| Favorite
Movie |
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| Favorite
Book |
.........! |
| Hobbies |
I like to dance, I like to crawl,
I tottally love hanging out in bathrooms.
I like to engage in verbal sparing..
and.. ehh.. I like to do the chicken
and run around! |
| Motto |
I could really use some head |
Previous PlayTroxes
2003,
December, "Shaur"
2003,
October - "Thundera"
2003,
September - "BGumble"
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