Stanley Adams 3850 x 1900, Varmint Woods A man of few words, and a lucky thing too - he's not the most pleasant guy out there. He doesn't like being called a hunter. He's a poacher as he says himself, and he has some rather icky things to tell so if you don't like to hear about the criminal activities of killing helpless Rhinos, stop reading here and join up with Eric Mendelson at his outpost instead. Nevertheless, in the line of duty, we put our ears to the test and even managed to root Twicer as he was going to punch Stanley's lights out.

Hello. My name is Stanley Adams. I'm a poacher! Omni-Tek traders pay good money for Rhinoman teeth!

Ok. So far so good, Rhinomans teeth can be used for a lot of things, supposedly, but we still wondered if Stanley really was in it just for the money or if he had a heart.

Poaching is a lost art! Anybody can get a gun and go around shooting things, like you people do. But it takes a seasoned poacher to do it without ever getting hurt. Ironically, the Rhino teeth that we make a living off, are also what is most likely to kill a poacher in these parts.

In a way, I guess I feel a bit sorry for the dumb beasts. And the fact that they are armed doesn't help their public appeal. If you ask me, I think the hateful rebels are equipping them with guns so they can go around killing innocent people.

We decided to ask Stanley what he thought about Eric Mendelson. We thought it prudent not to mention we just came from Eric - Stanley might have been liable to just grab his gun and use us for target-practice.

Eric? He's a rebel trader. Don't like him. He's probably the one supplying those stupid Rhinos with guns!

Some inconsistency there - if they have guns, why do they still bite their victims to death? This Stanley Adams character probably isn't the most trustworthy person out there - definitely not someone I would like to see my sister go out with. At least not without her mace, stiletto, and a automatic carbine if he gets too close.


These are the keywords Stanley will respond to.
Poaching, Rhinomen, Eric Mendelson, Rebels