Geography: The People of Rubi-Ka   They can be found almost everywhere - the inhabitants of this conflict-wrought world - and most of them have a little story to tell. Little stories about their perspective on life here and their role in it, or just advice and experiences handed down to the flow of newcomers.         Ron McBain 750 x 1700, Stret East Bank, 2HO Outpost Ron McBain, the commander of the little Omni-Tek outpost of 2HO, must be a man of action and few words. Being posted in the middle of a warzone must leave him little choice in the matter. And despite that, he has maintained a great sense of humor. and we even heard about his habit to scream jokes in the middle of combat to make his enemies laugh so hard they drop their guns. Yes, well. At least that's what a shady figure in a dark alley told us at the cost of a couple Plumbos, but no matter! Ron is there, and surely must have something to say... or not, as the case may be. Whaddya want? I'm Officer Ron McBain. Whaddya want? I'm in charge of this freakin' outpost. Get movin', this ain't no place for you to stay. Well, we didn't let Ron's harsh words turn us away since we had heard he had a troublesome upbringing and really was a cheerful chap at heart. We also knew that if you want to have a good time in between fights, Ron is the guy to come to because he has a couple of really good jokes to tell, which was what we were really after. Whaddya wanna know? Want to hear a mutant joke? This mutant walks into a bar... Barman says... "Sorry, we don't serve food." hehehehehe How do you confuse a mutant? You sew a head onto its arse! He he he he! How many mutants does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how much ammo you have! Unfortunately we didn't have time to ask if he'd heard the one about the nuns before a clan invasion hit us like a bad hangover and we woke up at a reclaim with a matching headache. We only hope that Ron chased them off armed with an array of jokes as he is. These are they keywords Ron will respond to. Joke